Doesn’t object to, or outright proposes, unprotected sex early on. Majored in psychology. It’s well known that a not-insignificant percentage of female psychology majors are damaged girls looking for “answers.” That damage, at the very least, grazes the sexual realm.ġ3. She thrives on male attention and it doesn’t stop just because she’s not in front of her MacBook or iPhone.ġ2. Is an inveterate online attention-whore (i.e., has thousands of Facebook “friends,” regularly uploads tons of sexy “selfies,” includes herself in pictures of everything she “shares”). Attention-whoring is only one step removed from actual whoring. Drinks manly drinks. If a girl orders a whiskey on your first date, close your tab and figure out which one of you lives closer to the bar.ġ1. Recent exposés on the epic fuckfests in the Olympic Village have only further confirmed this.ġ0.
Is an athlete, especially at the elite level. Athletic girls have a triumvirate of powerful pull-factors into slut territory: fit bodies that make them supremely desirable higher testosterone levels, and therefore higher sex drives and access to successful and equally horny alpha males.
Went to Catholic- or all-girls school (during or after puberty). These places are natural incubators for horniness and sexual resentment, which few girls have the natural willpower to resist satiating upon departure.Ĩ. Has a loud voice and/or a loud laugh. The loudest girl in the bar is never the most prudish.ĩ. She overhears guy-talk through her formative years, and inherits a quasi-male cavalier attitude toward sex.ħ. Grew up with multiple brothers, especially if they’re older. The little sister gets dragged along to gatherings of older boys, who monitor her development like an impatient baker watching a cake through the oven window. If you could fit a soda can in it, you’re golden.Ħ. Perhaps no other fashion accessory speaks louder. Has slutty role models like Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, or any of the Kardashians. Women are natural copycats, and it’s a good bet that they’re not only copying their idols’ fashion choices and speech patterns.ĥ. Wears hoop earrings. Sayings exist for a reason, and “the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe” has stuck around precisely because of its reliability. Wears color contacts. The bigger the cosmetic lie, the bigger the slut. If for no other reason than simple attrition, sooner or later the conditions (inebriation, horniness, isolation) have been right with several of her so-called guy friends.ģ. If she gambles with her pulmonary health, rest assured she also takes risks in her sex life.Ģ.Has mostly “guy friends.” A woman’s comfort around hordes of dudes-and participation in their “guy activities”-likely extends into the bedroom. A girl who smokes is a natural risk-taker-especially in an age where we’re fully cognizant of dangers of the habit.
She smokes (cigarettes). The classic adage has never been more true: if she smokes, she most certainly pokes. In consideration to my reader, I’d deliberately presented an “abridged list.” So, by popular demand: Tuthmosis’s List of Slut Tells, Part IIġ. That said, a double-digit count made a slut diagnosis near-inevitable.Īmong the pieces of constructive criticism I received was that the list is simply not comprehensive. For example, I acknowledge it’s totally possible to meet a nun with a tattoo. Absent is any black-and-white claim that any single one of these signs alone automatically renders a woman a slut. Of course, these people conveniently failed to read the part of the article that says the more tells a woman exhibits, the more likely it is that she’s a slut. Declare the entire article null and void ( “Therefore you’re wrong”). Claim to have a relatively tame sexual past ( “I’ve been in the same relationship for the last 7 years”).ģ. Pick one of the more innocuous signs that applies to you ( “I have blue hair”).Ģ. Everyone knows that sluts, like Dick Cheney, lurk in the shadows.Ī common counter-argument to the article was the logical fallacy of presenting an exception to the rule to try to disprove it. While getting a lot of “daps” and cosigns from level-headed men and women, it also managed to kick over a hornet’s nest of angry, closeted strumpets who didn’t appreciate having light cast on their scandalous behind-the-scenes shenanigans. Perhaps I should’ve expected it, but the piece instantly stirred up spirited responses, particularly from certain demographics. In it, I itemized a few tells of promiscuity in women that I-and men everywhere-have figured out through hard, empirical work over the years. A few months ago, I wrote a post titled 24 Signs She’s A Slut.
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